Reviews
Real reviews of the Burley Bears Men's Chorus
These are really real. We mean it. Honest.
"Hearing them sing is like eating bacon" - Billy Batson, Los Angeles Times
"It was like drinking vinegar, but without the joy" - Cal Ripken, famous athlete
"Stop calling me. I mean it!" - Simon Cowell, famous (and kind of jerky) critic
"To my heart I must be true. Nothin' left. Nothin' left for me to do" - Sandy, famous wide-eyed innocent
"I'm a sparkly, emo vampire, and I must say I rather fancy this group." - Edward Cullen, famous sparkly emo vampire
"Thank you, thank you very much" - Elvis Presley, famous dead guy or is he?
"I wish I was just like their director. My life is terrible compared to his." - Tom Brady, NFL Superstar